And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

milkyytea:

chronicdelight:

My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.

milkyytea:

chronicdelight:

My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.

beyonceish:

N EV ER FUCKNI N FOR GET 

regalasfuck:

bootyscientist:

basedonloveandotherdrugs:

I had to laugh

i hate these niggas so much

"nigga fuck you!"

regalasfuck:

bootyscientist:

basedonloveandotherdrugs:

I had to laugh

i hate these niggas so much

"nigga fuck you!"